Kotep whatever
Character idea:
Ancient Egyptian modern valley girl.
"like, oh my ra"

art by red-dog

Character idea:

Ancient Egyptian modern valley girl.

"like, oh my ra"

art by red-dog

I’m a little too proud of having done this

I’m a little too proud of having done this


Divinity: Original Sin

Divinity: Original Sin

carloman:

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Alas, finally, the original lyric sheet to chanson de Carloman, “March of the Beasts.” This particular manuscript was by far the most difficult to obtain, as it required repelling into the caves of southern France and defeating a number of ungodly creatures, whose sole to duty, it would seem,…

Carloman: Yes

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

high fructose corn syrup is

syrup

:O

kihuotter:

I have never ever opened bridge on purpose but it just keeps happening

Just in case you needed a second, somewhat worse, Adobe-specific file browser instead of Windows Explorer and/or Finder

Someone turns into a sphinx by way of a Big Book O’ Riddles and then they’re like “Crap, guess I have to learn all of these now.”

An adventurer comes up to a sphinx guarding some tombs and the sphinx has to take a minute to flip through and find one of the good ones in her Big Book O’ Riddles.

blogshirtboy:

red-winged-angel:

A few people were wondering what the 2mill option was on Robo-Lilith’s menu.
Weeeeeellllll As it turns out, R-L is also a fully functioning biosuit that can be worn and allow the transmission of all sensation to the user. 2mill gets you 3 days as a living breathing robo-succubus and all of their functions.
The user climbs into the R-L unit via an opening in the chest and abdomen, sliding their legs into the legs of the suit and folding their arms. Once inside the suit closes up and the millions of minute organic tentacles cling and caress the body, providing a neural connection to the suit and maintaining a constant state of arousal in the user. Through this connection the user can create the hardlight menus and produce different nipple types and genitalia from the heart shaped panels on the suits crotch and breasts. With these simulated body parts in place the suit produces a aphrodesiac cream-like fluid for use in sexual encounters with other individuals. Similarly the user can utilise all four of Robo-Lilith’s arms though it requires much practice with the suit to manipulate the 2nd pair separately from the main arms.
Much as if the suit were being used for sexuel purposes as the individual Lilith, while worn the suit drinks from the fluids and ejaculations of the user to power itself.

A+ yes okay

All this biosuit stuff reminds me of this:

blogshirtboy:

red-winged-angel:

A few people were wondering what the 2mill option was on Robo-Lilith’s menu.

Weeeeeellllll As it turns out, R-L is also a fully functioning biosuit that can be worn and allow the transmission of all sensation to the user. 2mill gets you 3 days as a living breathing robo-succubus and all of their functions.

The user climbs into the R-L unit via an opening in the chest and abdomen, sliding their legs into the legs of the suit and folding their arms. Once inside the suit closes up and the millions of minute organic tentacles cling and caress the body, providing a neural connection to the suit and maintaining a constant state of arousal in the user. Through this connection the user can create the hardlight menus and produce different nipple types and genitalia from the heart shaped panels on the suits crotch and breasts. With these simulated body parts in place the suit produces a aphrodesiac cream-like fluid for use in sexual encounters with other individuals. Similarly the user can utilise all four of Robo-Lilith’s arms though it requires much practice with the suit to manipulate the 2nd pair separately from the main arms.

Much as if the suit were being used for sexuel purposes as the individual Lilith, while worn the suit drinks from the fluids and ejaculations of the user to power itself.

A+ yes okay

All this biosuit stuff reminds me of this: